You Know You're In College When....
- Anything before 12pm is ” too early.”
- You log onto your computer and automatically type Facebook into the URL bar, without even thinking about it.
- Facebook is always tabbed in your internet browser. Always.
- You pay $150 for a book that you never even open, only to return it and get a whopping $5.
- You stay up all night to write a paper the night before its due, even though you’ve known about it all semester.
- You call the local take out restaurant more than you call your parents.
- There’s more alcohol in your fridge than there is food.
- You only attend dorm programs/club events for the free food.
- You don’t have time to do homework, but you do have time to go on Tumblr for 3 hours.
- “Oh shit, that’s due tomorrow?”
- You’ve mastered the art of cheating.
- Putting on jeans is now “dressing up.”
- You oversleep so often that you can get dressed, ready, and out the door in under 30 seconds.
- You don’t even know the last time you went to sleep before 1am.
- You spend more time in your friend’s room than you do in your own room.
- You’re always barefoot in your dorm, except when you go into the communal bathroom.
- You only go home to do laundry and eat your parents’ food.
- You miss your pets more than you miss your siblings.
- Your parents give you money for books, but you spend it on alcohol.
- You’d rather skip class and miss an exam than walk across campus in the snow/rain.
- Flip flops are the only shoes you wear anymore.
- You don’t know half of your professors’ names.
- You text more when you’re in class than when you’re not.
- You’re on Tumblr instead of doing homework right now.
truth.
